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爆笑段子:怕惹祸上身,只能默默的脱下鞋

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1、ZAIYICHANGYUNDONGHUIJIELIBISAIZHONG,YOULIANGWEIGUANZHONGZAIJIAOTAN。JIA:"WEI!QIANMIANDENEIYIGE,WEISHENMEPAODENEIMEKUAI?" YI:"DANGRANKUAI,NANDAONIMEIKANDAOHOUMIANDERENNAGUNZIZHUIZHERENDATAMA?"

2、LAOPOYAOLAOGONGBAQUANBUGONGZISHANGJIAO,LAOGONGBUKEN。LAOGONG:“WEISHENMEYAOJIAOJINI,NIGENGHUIBAOGUANMA?”LAOPO:“WOZHEISHIYAONIXIANGYINGGUOJIADEHAOZHAO。”LAOGONG:“SHENMEHAOZHAO?”LAOPO:“GUOJIAYAORANGYIBUFENRENXIANFUQILAI,WOMENJIA,RANGWOXIANFUQILAIBA!”

3、ERZI:“MAMA,BABAHELETAITAIKOUFUYE。”MAMA:“JIALIMEIYOUTAITAIKOUFUYE。”ERZI:“YOU,XIAOYILAILEWOMENJIA,XIAOYIDEKOUSHUIJIUSHITAITAIKOUFUYE。”MAMA:“HUSHUO,XIAOYIYOUBUSHIBABADETAITAI。”ERZI:“WOSHUODEBUSHIXIANZAIJINXINGSHI,WOSHUODESHIYIBANJIANGLAISHI。”

4、MAMAZHAOJIMAODANZI,ZHAOLEHENJIUYEMEIZHAODAO。MAMA:“JIMAODANZINALIQULE?”ERZI:“WOBAJIMAONONGDIAOLE。”MAMA:“WEISHENMEYAONONGDIAONI?”ERZI:“YINWEINIHUIYONGTADAWO。”MAMA:“NIDEYISISHIGUNZISHANGYOUJIMAO,DAQILAIBUGOUTONG,SHIMA?”

股票信息网5、NAN:YOUYAOQIMOKAOSHILE,WOZHENPA……NV:YIQIANKAOSHINIDOUBUPA,XIANZAINIZUOLAOSHILE,PASHA?NAN:NIDONGSHA?WOSHIPAWUSHIGEXUESHENGWANYIKAOBUHAO,LINGDAONENGGENWOGUODEQU?

股票信息网6、NVRENWENNANREN:“NISHUOWOPANGDIANHAOHAISHISHOUDIANHAO?”NANREN:“DANGRANYAOSHOUDIANHAO。”NVREN:“SHOUDIANHAOKANDEYUANYINMA?”NANREN:“RUGUOPANGLE,ZONGYOUYIZHONGYANGLEYITOUFEIZHUDECUOJUE。”

7、XIABANZUOGONGJIAOCHE,WOQIANPAIYOUGELAOAYI,YIBIANWANSHOUJIYIBIANKEGUAZI,GUAZIPIJIUSUISHOURENGDISHANGLE,CHESHANGHAODUOCHENGKE,DOUYONGNEIZHONGBISHIDEYANSHENKANTA,KENEIGELAOAYIGENBENBUDALI。WODANZIXIAO,YEBUGANSHUOSHENME,PAREHUOSHANGSHEN,ZHINENGMOMODETUOXIAXIE,BAJIAOCONGZUOWEIDIXIA,MANMANDESHENDAOLEGUODAOSHANG。

8、XIAOZHIZIDAINVTONGXUELAIJIAWAN,WOZAIYIPANGDOUTA:“ZHEISHINIXINJIAODENVPENGYOU?KEMEISHANGCINEIGEPIAOLIANG。”XIAOZHIZIBUXIEDIPIELEWOYIYAN,DUIXIAONVHAISHUO:“BIETINGWOXIAOSHUHUSHUOBADAO,YIGEDANSHENGOU,KANJIANLIANGZHIMAOZOUZAIYIQIDOUXIANGCHAISAN,TASHIJIDUWOMENNI。”

股票信息网9、JIGERENCHISHAOKAO,LAOBANNIANGDUANLAIJICHUANKAOJIUCAI,WOMENSHUOSHANGCUOLE,MEIDIANZHEIGECAI。LAOBANNIANGDIJIPANGBIANKAOCHUANDELAOBANSHUO:WOYOUJICUODANZILE,NICHILEBA。LAOBANQIFENDEDUNONGSHUO:NIGUYIDEBA?WOJINTIANWANSHANGDOUCHILESANSHICHUANJIUCAILE。

10、BUDEBUGANTANWANGLUOZHENDEYUELAIYUEFADALE,XIANGDANGNIANXUEXIDESHIHOUHAIXUYAOFANYUEHENDUODESHUJICAINENGZHAODAOXIANGYAODEZILIAO,XIANZAISUIBIANTAOCHUSHOUJICHULAISHANGSHANGWANG,JIUNENGBAXUEXIDESHIQINGWANGDEYIGANERJINGLE。#KOUFUYE#DUANZI#GONGJIAOCHESHOUZANG

股票信息网7、XIABANZUOGONGJIAOCHE,WOQIANPAIYOUGELAOAYI,YIBIANWANSHOUJIYIBIANKEGUAZI,GUAZIPIJIUSUISHOURENGDISHANGLE,CHESHANGHAODUOCHENGKE,DOUYONGNEIZHONGBISHIDEYANSHENKANTA,KENEIGELAOAYIGENBENBUDALI。WODANZIXIAO,YEBUGANSHUOSHENME,PAREHUOSHANGSHEN,ZHINENGMOMODETUOXIAXIE,BAJIAOCONGZUOWEIDIXIA,MANMANDESHENDAOLEGUODAOSHANG。

8、XIAOZHIZIDAINVTONGXUELAIJIAWAN,WOZAIYIPANGDOUTA:“ZHEISHINIXINJIAODENVPENGYOU?KEMEISHANGCINEIGEPIAOLIANG。”XIAOZHIZIBUXIEDIPIELEWOYIYAN,DUIXIAONVHAISHUO:“BIETINGWOXIAOSHUHUSHUOBADAO,YIGEDANSHENGOU,KANJIANLIANGZHIMAOZOUZAIYIQIDOUXIANGCHAISAN,TASHIJIDUWOMENNI。”

股票信息网9、JIGERENCHISHAOKAO,LAOBANNIANGDUANLAIJICHUANKAOJIUCAI,WOMENSHUOSHANGCUOLE,MEIDIANZHEIGECAI。LAOBANNIANGDIJIPANGBIANKAOCHUANDELAOBANSHUO:WOYOUJICUODANZILE,NICHILEBA。LAOBANQIFENDEDUNONGSHUO:NIGUYIDEBA?WOJINTIANWANSHANGDOUCHILESANSHICHUANJIUCAILE。

股票信息网10、BUDEBUGANTANWANGLUOZHENDEYUELAIYUEFADALE,XIANGDANGNIANXUEXIDESHIHOUHAIXUYAOFANYUEHENDUODESHUJICAINENGZHAODAOXIANGYAODEZILIAO,XIANZAISUIBIANTAOCHUSHOUJICHULAISHANGSHANGWANG,JIUNENGBAXUEXIDESHIQINGWANGDEYIGANERJINGLE。


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